Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Doug Stanhope is "PorkPipeAnnie"Joshey10: heyPorkPipeAnnie: Yes?Joshey10: im 23 m ny



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Doug Stanhope is "PorkPipeAnnie"

Joshey10: hey
PorkPipeAnnie: Yes?
Joshey10: im 23 m ny
PorkPipeAnnie: Great! I love NY.
Joshey10: kool
Joshey10: i horny
Joshey10: *im
PorkPipeAnnie: Poor bastard. Want some help jacking off?
Joshey10: ya
Joshey10: will you?
PorkPipeAnnie: Sure, what do you like/
Joshey10: im 5'10'', brown hair, brown eyes
Joshey10: tan
PorkPipeAnnie: No, what are you into?
Joshey10: i like sex
PorkPipeAnnie: Say I was a hooker and you were going to kill me afterwards anyway. What would you do to me first?
Joshey10: i would get head
PorkPipeAnnie: Thats all?
PorkPipeAnnie: Just head?
PorkPipeAnnie: Would you cut it off first?
Joshey10: you do something
PorkPipeAnnie: Ok, so I am a hooker and you want head.
Joshey10: i'd want you to do stuff to me
Joshey10: anything
PorkPipeAnnie: You bring me to a hourly-rate crack hotel.
PorkPipeAnnie: You take out a Poulan Chainsaw X-T 950.
PorkPipeAnnie: The whine of the motor terrifies me.
PorkPipeAnnie: Without so much as a crack in your expression, you saw off my head.
PorkPipeAnnie: Now you take my bloody skull, pull open the mouth and drop it onto your rock hard cock.
PorkPipeAnnie: It falls top-heavy and your big dick pokes out the neck like a turd sneaking out of an asshole
PorkPipeAnnie: Did you come yet?
PorkPipeAnnie: Hello?
Joshey10: no
Joshey10: not yet
PorkPipeAnnie: Ok.
PorkPipeAnnie: My corpse lies on the floor with blood cascading from the neck.
PorkPipeAnnie: You do another bump of meth and try to tug some life into your syphlittic twisted cock.
PorkPipeAnnie: Cop car sirens wail in the night and give you the fear.
PorkPipeAnnie: But they aren't coming for you. Not yet.
PorkPipeAnnie: You spread the ass cheeks of my cooling corpse and find that I voided my colon when I was killed.
PorkPipeAnnie: You stick two fingers into the waste and hold it under your nose.
PorkPipeAnnie: You know that smell. That is the smell of Power.
PorkPipeAnnie: It makes your cock swell like a thumb caught in a car door.
PorkPipeAnnie: Did you come yet?
Joshey10: no
Joshey10: almost
PorkPipeAnnie: You remeber that I am a heroin mule and have recently come back from a trip to Bolivia. On a hunch you jam your entire hand to the elbow in my ass.
PorkPipeAnnie: You can feel the skin and flesh tear.
PorkPipeAnnie: You feel a baggie way up in my colon and no you've struck paydirt.
PorkPipeAnnie: You remove it and your whole arm is dripping blood and feces.
PorkPipeAnnie: You lick it clean like a wounded animal.
PorkPipeAnnie: There's a knock at the door.
PorkPipeAnnie: *Knock - Knock*
PorkPipeAnnie: I said Knock - Knock!
Joshey10: who's there?
PorkPipeAnnie: "It's Thaddeus, Kareena's pimp. Where's my mutherfuckin ho at?"
Joshey10: not here
PorkPipeAnnie: You look through the keyhole and start to panic.
PorkPipeAnnie: Its the biggest angriest black man you have ever layed eyes on.
PorkPipeAnnie: He kicks in the door before you have a chance to slide the deadbolt.
PorkPipeAnnie: There you are with his prize whore's head impaled on your cock and his bag of Horse in your hand.
PorkPipeAnnie: "Mutherfucker, You killed my best ho"
PorkPipeAnnie: You are speechless.
PorkPipeAnnie: He tells you that there is a high paying client waiting to fuck that ho, who you have no ruined.
PorkPipeAnnie: They only way he will let you live is if you dress up like a girl and let this guy fuck you.
Joshey10: eeeeewwwwwww.....
Joshey10: n
Joshey10: NO
PorkPipeAnnie: You jump at the chance.
PorkPipeAnnie: Wait a minute.
Joshey10: no
Joshey10: im not getting fucked
PorkPipeAnnie: A minute ago I had you licking blood and feces of the fist you just pulled out of a headless, dead hookers ass... but NOW I went too far?
Joshey10: im not gay
PorkPipeAnnie: Oh, My bad.
PorkPipeAnnie: So any way..
PorkPipeAnnie: Here you are covered in the shit and innards of a dead crack whore, fresh from fucking her in her decapitated head.
PorkPipeAnnie: Her pipm is now standing in front of your naked body and he's pissed off.
PorkPipeAnnie: pimp*
PorkPipeAnnie: He grabs the back of your head like a basketball and pushes it down on his dirty, uncut, stinkin black cock.
PorkPipeAnnie: You take it in your mouth and try not to vomit.
Joshey10: no
Joshey10: sick
PorkPipeAnnie: He tells you that in order for him to come, you have to lick his ass.
Joshey10: no
Joshey10: fuck you
PorkPipeAnnie: What are you, a racist?
Joshey10: no
Joshey10: im not gay
PorkPipeAnnie: I didn't say you LIKED it, did I?
Joshey10: no
PorkPipeAnnie: Do you kill hookers with chainsaws?
PorkPipeAnnie: No, you don't. But did you get all pissed off when I put it in the fantasy?

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